I will be house sitting for a neighbor in two weeks. He has a large house and a pool. Last night he called and asked me to come over to show me how to take care of the pool.
Well, that sounded like a good idea.
It wasn't.
When I got there, he offered me a strawberry daiquiri. ...yummmmmmmy. Hey, I had to be hospitable, right? Let's all say it together, "WRONG".
Anyone who knows me knows I CAN'T HOLD MY LIQUOR!
So, One tiny weenie strawberry daiquiri and I'm all "two sheets to the wind" (I know it means "drunk" but I never got the two sheets part, where did that expression come from?)
So I never learned how to take care of his pool and I never helped him re-write his nerdy Yahoo Personal Ad with some un-nerdy stuff like I promised. Instead I jumped into the pool and floated around on a floaty lounge chair and watched the stars....I think that's what I did, it's still all a little fuzzy.
Right now, ouch, my head hurts, ouch, my hair is matted onto my face, ouch, and my mouth feels like I ate cotton balls for a mid-night snack, ouch.......and I have to pick up my neighbor, Diane, and go to Curves in a few minutes.
Strawberry Daiquiris = Bad.
[And if anyone in Blogland knows of a Christian Single Woman anywhere in the world over 30 that wants to date a Christian Widowed man with 2 wonderful teenagers let me know, because I can't think of anything cleaver to write for his profile right now.]
Shh, one small request: any comments today must be in lowercase....thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.
Friday, August 04, 2006
Fuzzy Friday
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Can we say HANGOVER?!?! hee hee! That's rather amusing for some reason; I don't know why exactly. I'm sorry. But thanks for the giggle; I needed that.
i always type in lower case. i think it has something to do with a high school teacher reprimanding me for writing like e.e. cummings...you know how teenage girls use their handwriting as a statement..that was me.
re: dating the widower. sure. send him my way. what the heck.
(is he cute?)
McKay: Re: dating the widower - he's cute, red hair, outdoorsy, loves the Lord, very successful. Originally from CA, in fact, he's taking his kids on a cruise to Alaska in 2 weeks and then to CA to visit his mom.....hmmmmm. He's a little on the "nerdy" side, he's an electrical engineer for a big company.
ahhhh ok finding this all too funny!!! at your expense of course!!
your bf has a good sense of humor, getting his point across in a blog :) if he's a lil jealous that means he cares.
p.s. redheads = nice.
Yep. Not a drinker either. Last thing I has was on my honeymoon 5 years ago. A wonderfully, pretty sunrise colored drink in Jamaica. Small glass. Too me hours. Felt weird in the pool. I was happy.
Your BF? Good for him for keepig it cool. Never hurts to know your woman is appreciated by more than just you, you know. ;-)
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