Friday, August 04, 2006

Fuzzy Friday

I will be house sitting for a neighbor in two weeks. He has a large house and a pool. Last night he called and asked me to come over to show me how to take care of the pool.

Well, that sounded like a good idea.

It wasn't.

When I got there, he offered me a strawberry daiquiri. ...yummmmmmmy. Hey, I had to be hospitable, right? Let's all say it together, "WRONG".

Anyone who knows me knows I CAN'T HOLD MY LIQUOR!

So, One tiny weenie strawberry daiquiri and I'm all "two sheets to the wind" (I know it means "drunk" but I never got the two sheets part, where did that expression come from?)

So I never learned how to take care of his pool and I never helped him re-write his nerdy Yahoo Personal Ad with some un-nerdy stuff like I promised. Instead I jumped into the pool and floated around on a floaty lounge chair and watched the stars....I think that's what I did, it's still all a little fuzzy.

Right now, ouch, my head hurts, ouch, my hair is matted onto my face, ouch, and my mouth feels like I ate cotton balls for a mid-night snack, ouch.......and I have to pick up my neighbor, Diane, and go to Curves in a few minutes.

Strawberry Daiquiris = Bad.

[And if anyone in Blogland knows of a Christian Single Woman anywhere in the world over 30 that wants to date a Christian Widowed man with 2 wonderful teenagers let me know, because I can't think of anything cleaver to write for his profile right now.]

Shh, one small request: any comments today must be in lowercase....thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.

7 comments:

Looney Mom said...

Can we say HANGOVER?!?! hee hee! That's rather amusing for some reason; I don't know why exactly. I'm sorry. But thanks for the giggle; I needed that.

mckay said...

i always type in lower case. i think it has something to do with a high school teacher reprimanding me for writing like e.e. cummings...you know how teenage girls use their handwriting as a statement..that was me.

re: dating the widower. sure. send him my way. what the heck.

(is he cute?)

theresa said...

McKay: Re: dating the widower - he's cute, red hair, outdoorsy, loves the Lord, very successful. Originally from CA, in fact, he's taking his kids on a cruise to Alaska in 2 weeks and then to CA to visit his mom.....hmmmmm. He's a little on the "nerdy" side, he's an electrical engineer for a big company.

Captain said...

This is CAPTAIN!

So this is why you didn't call last night?

"Strawberry Daiquiris = Bad".

No, going to another man's house and drinking = real bad.

Boyfreind finding out on blog = really bad.

Boyfriend saying don't come over tomorrow = really really bad.


Boyfriend busting your A** so all can read = priceless!

See u tomorrow!

Lala's world said...

ahhhh ok finding this all too funny!!! at your expense of course!!

mckay said...

your bf has a good sense of humor, getting his point across in a blog :) if he's a lil jealous that means he cares.

p.s. redheads = nice.

Monica said...

Yep. Not a drinker either. Last thing I has was on my honeymoon 5 years ago. A wonderfully, pretty sunrise colored drink in Jamaica. Small glass. Too me hours. Felt weird in the pool. I was happy.

Your BF? Good for him for keepig it cool. Never hurts to know your woman is appreciated by more than just you, you know. ;-)