Thursday, September 14, 2006

A Whale of a Story

I've got nothing today so here's a cute joke that Capt sent to me this morning:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

Have a great Thursday!

12 comments:

Looney Mom said...

That is a GOOD one!! I love it! You have a great Thursday too!

Lala's world said...

ya that one always makes me chuckle!!! have a great day

Oh, The Joys said...

Ha!

Dawn said...

I love it! Put her right in her place, didn't she?

MugwumpMom said...

Ok between Yellow Mama's nail polish mishap and your joke, it's time to go remove the non water proof mascara!

Dawn said...

I will definitely do a sequel about my interview with Nixon. What a day that was! Thanks!

Ruth said...

kids are SO amazing.
I WANNA BE ONE. ;)

Have a great weekend.

Lala's world said...

hey thanks for all the comments!! I am getting there!

Xangelle said...

Very cute!

Crashtest Comic said...

Truly the greatest joke I've ever hear!

Dawn said...

My daughter is trying to get 125 comments for her 125th post. Can you pop over and help her out? http://kristenssocalledlife.blogspot.com/ Thanks!

Monica said...

Ha! Hahahahaha!

That was a chuckler!

Thanks!