Thursday, November 08, 2007

Curvin' It Again

For the past couple of months, I've been working out at Curves, again.

I'm sleeping better and feeling better. I feel like I'm even walking straighter and stronger.

There's only one problem... there should be a warning on this piece of glute equipment:EXCESSIVE USE OF THIS EQUIPMENT WILL DEFINATELY STENGHTHEN YOUR GLUTES TO THE EXTENT THAT FROM NOW ON WHENEVER YOU WALK YOUR PANTIES WILL GRAVITATE OVER YOUR NEWLY FORMED MUSCLES AND WILL BE WEDGED IN THE CRACK OF YOUR BUTTOCKS.

I think I may have to write a letter to the company.



7 comments:

Morning Glory said...

I'll be sure to avoid a piece of equipment like this!! My behind does not need any help is accentuation. I work to keep it from showing.

Nadine said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Dawn said...

That must be why buff people wear those awful thongs!

I am trying to get back into the exercise groove as well - I feel so much better when I'm in that habit!

Yellow Mama said...

That is a problem. However you can solve that by just not wearing panties...just wear a long skirt. Well, maybe you might want to contact that company!

Blessings

Annette Beason said...

Too funny! I agree with Dawn!

nancygrayce said...

That is exactly why I say working out is dangerous! The Soma division of Chicos has new panties that are lineless and they really do stay in place.

Looney Mom said...

LOL! That's what we used to call a "Happy Meal" back in high school! Ha ha!